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First, every woman who has not succeeded in long-term weight loss has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

Second, how handsome is it! With a gentleman, there is a day! There is a horse ride and a car ride. There is also soldier protection.

Third, in this world, I only believe in two people, one is me and the other is not you.

Fourth, no doubt, I am the poor in your dreams.

5. If a person is unlucky, eat hot pot no matter where he sits, the smoke will float on your face.

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Sixth, sorrow has been flooded in modern times, so remember to be better for yourself.

7. When I love you, what do you say? When I don't love you, you say what you are.

Eight, if there is money, it is a mistake, then I am willing to make a mistake and then wrong.

Nine, I have always believed that my girlfriends will become very rich, and then support me. As a result, I did not expect that the second goods also think so.

Ten, those nights that stay up all night, after all, will be repaid in the morning when they can't get out of bed.

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The quilt is not lying in bed or in the sun!

Twelve, don't expose your wounds to others. The world is not a doctor, but many people who salt.

Thirteen, single is a kind of comprehension, love is a mistake, breakup is consciousness, marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is obsessive, no lover is waste, and more lovers are animals.

Fourteen, you are always, intermittently smug, continually eating and waiting to die, planning a day, lying a year.

Fifteen, I am afraid that I will be blown into the arms of others by the typhoon. After all, like me, others will definitely not return.

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Sixteen, better for yourself, can blame the boyfriend, don't blame yourself.

xx十七岁,世界上没有任何理由没有任何理由,没有任何理由没有仇恨,但没有理由没有任何理由。

十八,我希望手机能听懂一些东西,不要带我跟他一起熬夜。

十九岁,我演奏了最完美的剧本,就是这堂课假装可以理解。

二十,曾经梦想把剑拿到世界末日,然后没有去上班。

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